Tuesday, August 12, 2014

REVIEW-AHLZAGAILZEGUH/DEVELOPER-COLLABORATION-CASSETTE-C20

AHLZAGAILZEGUH/DEVELOPER-COLLABORATION-CASSETTE-C20
FACTOTUMTAPES/FACT091
HARSH NOISE/EXPERIMENTAL SOUNDSCAPES
COMES IN A PLASTIC CASE WITH INSERT.
ON CLEAR CASSETTE WITH STICKER LABELS.
AHLZA REC SIDE A USING SOUND SOURCES
FROM DEVELOPER AND VICE VERSA.



SIDE A.) 

I.) Two intense and relentless Experimental/Harsh Noise acts join forces
to bring you twenty minutes of utter chaos.Two movements delivered in
ten minute bursts of madness.Side A begins with a mind numbing blast of
harsh distortion and squealing feedback in circular rhythms.Massive currents
of sub-bass force things along like a steam powered machine.Everything seems
to be breaking, Crumbling, Decaying, Vomiting and dying...Like some machine
come to life and gone into an instant bout of seizure and sickness.I am new to
AHLZAGAILZEGUH but I can tell you this...Everything that DEVELOPER touches
or takes part in is a chaotic thrill-ride through a Hell of scrap metals, Rusted razors
and just about every other sharp and deadly thing in existence.Imagine a giant trash
compactor come to life...It then begins to devour people in a croweded and busy spot
in the downtown area of an overpopulated city...Now replace their screams with static
and electronic pulses and you will have an idea of what you are in for here.Like scanning
through radio stations where every broadcast is a live report of armageddon.If you are into
insane and heavy Noise releases along the lines of MACRONYMPHA, SEWER ELECTION,
HALALNIHIL, Etc then you will dig this for sure.This thing foams at the mouth with bubbling
and frothing electronic pulses...These dudes have created a digital disease.This is what your brain
looks like after too much Facebook and Twitter or whatever other dot com bullshit you waste your
lives on.Swarming masses of mechanical insects and space invader crafts in an all out war against
humanity and all the feeble monuments they have erected.Pop this tape in and just listen as it all
comes crashing down around you.Sometimes we all just wish the world would explode...Let this
accompany all your misanthropic daydreams.

SIDE B.)

II.) Side B is just as cracked out and messed up as the audio slaughterhouse we were thrown
into a few minutes ago.Ten more minutes of insanity for your enjoyment or torment.Scraping
noise like the white sheets of death of an avalanche.Alien bloops and beeps.Massive air currents
in a man eating vortex.Feedback, Distortion, Squealing noise and what sounds like otherworldly
voices reciting Summerian prayers of death and destruction.Like malevolent beings from another
dimmension flipping through channel upon channel all depicting the end of our world as displayed
on bad intergalactic cable.Whether or not that makes a bit of sense to you doesn't matter...By the end
of side B you won't have any sense left anyways.Blasting this at full volume with your windows open is
a great way to piss off and confuse your neighbors...And pets...Well actually my cat seems to like it but 
he is just as weird as I am...Anyways if you want a blistering, Punishing, Face melting Harsh Noise tape
then look no further.Girlfriend constantly bitching at you? Blast this and it will surely drown out any
traces of her menstrating bullshit.I also think that this may be the perfect cure for a bad hangover.It
will wake your ass up at the very least.Moments of this sound like a colossal vacuum eating everything
in it's wake.At other times there are just no words to describe the all out onslaught that these dudes bring.
Just imagine everything you own breaking apart and reforming over and over again while being amplified
and filtered through contact mics or some shit.Totally ridiculous, Over the top and awesome stuff.

A LITERAL HARSH NOISE HELL.JUMP IN THE FIRE AND LET IT CONSUME YOU.
THIS SHIT WILL ABSOLUTELY WRECK YOU.MAKE FACTOTUM TAPES YOUR NEW
HOME FOR HARSH NOISE.YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED:

7.5/10
-Abattoir-

WWW.FACTOTUMTAPES.BANDCAMP.COM

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